Портал:Землянка/Everlasting raid
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Everlasting raid (rus. "Бесконечный набег") - an anonymus` IRL and online perfomance (mostly from 2ch.hk imageboard), directed against "Sovyonok-Fest" and other events that are being affiliated with a visual novel "Everlasting summer". Every year ER lore enriches with new characters, folklore, dramatic events, etc. Everything related to subj is being discussed on 2ch and 0-chan boards.
Synopsis
Background (2008 - 2018)
Everlasting summer
An idea of a videogame that would include imageboards' mascots as a characters was born in 2008 on IIchan imageboard. After several years of butthurting development, anonymus chosen a real riverside camp "Volga" in Tverskaya oblast as a prototype for the ingame location. The main character of the novel, Semyon Persunov (lit. Same Person), surprisingly gets timetravelled into soviet-era pioneer camp "Sovyonok". The player have to choose between trying to build relationships with its inhabitants, or finding the way out from this mystery camp.
After final release in 2015, ES obtained a massive community, that claims this pretty novel as a priceless base for modding, art, fanfiction, etc. Laterly, camp "Volga" became a local Mecca for datfillers from owlchan imageboard. But this popularity got out of hand very soon...
First festivals, Markov uprising, Emil-threads
A crowd of normiefags and incels entered the ES community. Since ES has no any copyrights due to anonymous and enthusiastic nature of its development, some enterprising hucksters recognized this as a possibility to earn money from datfilling "pioneers". In 2016 Alexey Markov and a bunch of bitchy cosplayers took over the organization of "Sovyonok-Fests" (SF). Everything was going OK for them: they were able able to rise ticket price every year, "pioneers" are gifting attention to their "waifu" + several NASA budgets are being gained from dakimakura auction that is conducted in the end of every fest.
But in may 2018 an information about SFs leaked on 2ch. The blast wave of exploded anonymus' butts triply cycled the globe, everyone accused normiefags of stealing their own "summer", while trolls and insiders fanned the flame by posting media and reviews from Volga and also told stories about fails in organization, alcohol and drugs consumption, cringe contests and bullying peaceful datfillers. The most notable of them is a video, where the shy chubby guy Emil hesitantly attempts to approach a dancing cosplayer through the operator's mockery. Despite Emil's success in making a photo with chan, he became a symbol of a hundreed anti-festival threads, commonly known as a Emil-threads. Btw he will be forgotten because of his camwhoring, and soon after that anons will entitle "Sovyonok-Fest" as a "Fist" and his participants as a "Fistuny".
The raid has been declared, but no one believed that legionnaires could step out from their home without mom's permission.
Everlasting raid (since 2019)
2019
During winter an anonym (Igor Mestkov) fearlessly crossed over the frozen river Volga, entered the camp and pissed on the ferry during his reconnaissance. After that he will become raiders' press attaché, and his hike will be named Protonabeg. Later in May, the first raid-thread appeared on 2ch, where anonymus discussed plans and tactics for the coming attack. Suddenly, some anonym posted sup with a hunting carabine, and that forced FSB (Federal Safety Service) to disallow fist conduction in Volga. Despite that, Markov secretly moved the fist to another camp, but anonymus found it after couple of days in Moscow oblast, camp "Zvonkie golosa". Judgement night began.
Four anons got there at night and bravely raided the camp by blowing up loud crackers and throwing around stinky roosters` heads with ammonia. One of the raiders, Subbota-kun, ordered fistuns to go back to their rooms while acting as a camp worker. Scared by multiple explosions, fistuny had no choise but to get into their barracks.
2020
2021
2022
2023
2024
Personalities
Here is the list of the most significant characters in Everlasting raid history.
Nabegatory / Raiders
Podfistovannye / Traitors
Fistuny / Fisters
Other
Memes and trivia
Govnokub (rus. Говнокуб - Shitcube) - hypothetical weapon, able to implement shitopocalypsis on some area. Originally designed by Junkers.