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Everlasting raid (rus. "Бесконечный набег") - an anonymus` IRL and online perfomance (mostly from 2ch.hk imageboard), directed against "Sovyonok-Fest" and other events that are being affiliated with a visual novel "Everlasting summer". Every year ER lore enriches with new characters, folklore, dramatic events, etc. Everything related to subj is discussed on 2ch and 0-chan boards.
Synopsis
Background (2008 - 2018)
Everlasting summer
An idea of a videogame that would include imageboards' mascots as a characters was born in 2008 on IIchan. After several years of butthurting development, anonymus chose a real riverside camp "Volga" in Tverskaya oblast as a prototype for the ingame location. The main character of the novel, Semyon Persunov (lit. Same Person), surprisingly gets timetravelled into soviet-era pioneer camp "Sovyonok". The player have to choose between trying to build relationships with its inhabitants, or finding the way out from this mystery camp.
After final release in 2015, ES obtained a massive community, that claims this pretty novel as a priceless base for modding, art, fanfiction, etc. Laterly, camp "Volga" became a local Mecca for datfillers from owlchan. But this popularity got out of hand very soon...
First festivals, Markov uprising, Emil-threads
A crowd of normiefags and incels entered the ES community. Since ES has no any copyrights due to anonymous and enthusiastic nature of its development, some enterprising hucksters recognized this as a possibility to earn money from datfilling "pioneers". In 2016 Alexey Markov and a bunch of bitchy cosplayers took over the organization of "Sovyonok-Fests" (SF). Everything was going OK for them, they were able to rise ticket price every year, "pioneers" are gifting attention to their "waifu" + several NASA budgets are being gained from dakimakura auction that is conducted in the end of every fest.
But in may 2018 an information about SFs leaked on 2ch. The blast wave of exploded anonymus' butts triply cycled the globe, everyone accused normiefags of stealing their own "summer". Trolls and insiders fanned the flame by posting some media and reviews from Volga and also told stories about fails in organization, alcohol and drugs consumption, cringe contests, bullying peaceful datfillers and more. The most notable of them is a video, where the shy chubby guy Emil hesitantly attempts to approach a dancing cosplayer through the operator's mockery. Despite Emil's success in making a photo with the girl, he became a symbol of a hundreed anti-festival threads, commonly known as Emil-threads. Btw soon he will be forgotten because of his camwhoring, and after that anons will entitle "Sovyonok-Fest" as a "Fist" and his participants as a "Fistuny".
The raid has been declared, but no one believed that legionnaires could step out from their home without mom's permission.
Everlasting raid (since 2019)
2019
In winter an anonym (Igor Mestkov) fearlessly crossed over the frozen river Volga, entered the camp and pissed on the ferry during his reconnaissance. Later he will become raiders' press attaché, and his hike will be named Protonabeg. After a couple of months, in May, the first raid-thread appeared on 2ch, where anonymus discussed plans and tactics for the incoming attack. Suddenly, some anonym posted sup with a hunting carabine, and that forced FSB (Federal Safety Service) to disallow fist conduction in Volga. Despite that, Markov secretly moved the fist to another camp, but anonymus found it after a couple of days in Moscow oblast, camp "Zvonkie golosa". Judgement night began.
Four anons got there and then blew up a bunch of loud crackers. During the raid, Subbota-kun played a role of camp worker and ordered fistuns to go back to their rooms, while others were throwing around stinky roosters' heads with ammonia and leaflets. Pioneers, scared by multiple explosions, ran into their barracks, at the same time Markov unsuccessfully tried to call the police. Subbota squad stole fistuns` anti-raid poster and left the camp with a couple of graffities. Nowadays this raid is known as "Slepyaschiy Shin (Win)".
Unfortunatelly, Subbota-kun couldn`t deal with trolls and fistolakhta in thread, so he returned stolen poster back to fistuns and gave Colonel Sanders's phone number to Markov. After deanonymization and fraternization with SF, Subbota has been exiled from Legion with dishonor.
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Personallities
Here's the gallery of the most significant characters in ER lore.
Nabegatory / Raiders
Fistuny / Fistuns
Traitors
Other
Local memes and trivia
Govnokub (rus. Говнокуб - Shitcube) - hypothetical weapon, able to implement shitopocalypsis on some area. Originally designed by Junkers.
Fistolakhta - online-apologists of SF.
Govnotushitel` (rus. Говнотушитель - Shitstinguisher) - the real weapon. Just a fire extingusher, but powder/foam is replaced with a liquid shit.
NIZAMETILI (rus. Не заметили - DIDNT EVEN NOTICE) - a denial of raids, popular fistuns' psychological defense mechanism (according to Freud). Similar to zaterpeli (rus. Затерпели - tolerated it).
OKB Dvachevskovo - an anonym group that invents and upgrades raiders' weaponry. The list of their developments includes various UAVs, govnotushitel`s, Govnokub, stinking substances and more.