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Everlasting raid (rus. "Бесконечный набег") - an anonymus` IRL and online perfomance (mostly from 2ch.hk imageboard), directed against "Sovyonok-Fest" and other events that are being affiliated with a visual novel "Everlasting summer". Every year ER lore enriches with new characters, folklore, dramatic events, etc. Everything related to subj is discussed on 2ch and 0-chan boards.
Synopsis
Background (2008 - 2018)
Everlasting summer
An idea of a videogame that would include imageboards' mascots as a characters was born in 2008 on IIchan. After several years of butthurting development, anonymus chose a real riverside camp "Volga" in Tverskaya oblast as a prototype for the ingame location. The main character of the novel, Semyon Persunov (lit. Same Person), surprisingly gets timetravelled into soviet-era pioneer camp "Sovyonok". The player have to choose between trying to build relationships with its inhabitants, or finding the way out from this mystery camp.
After final release in 2015, ES obtained a massive community, that claims this pretty novel as a priceless base for modding, art, fanfiction, etc. Laterly, camp "Volga" became a local Mecca for datfillers from owlchan. But this popularity got out of hand very soon...
First festivals, Markov uprising, Emil-threads
A crowd of normiefags and incels entered the ES community. Since ES has no any copyrights due to anonymous and enthusiastic nature of its development, some enterprising hucksters recognized this as a possibility to earn money from datfilling "pioneers". In 2016 Alexey Markov and a bunch of bitchy cosplayers (spoiler: All of them didnt even play ES) took over the organization of "Sovyonok-Fests" (SF). Everything was going OK for them, ticket price is rising every year, "pioneers" are gifting attention to their "waifu" + several NASA budgets are being gained from dakimakura auction that is conducted in the end of every fest.
But in May 2018 an information about SFs leaked on 2ch. The blast wave of exploded anonymus' butts triply cycled the globe, everyone accused normiefags of stealing their own "summer". Trolls and insiders fanned the flame by posting some media and reviews from "Volga" and also told stories about fails in organization, alcohol and drugs consumption, cringe contests, bullying peaceful datfillers and more. The most notable of them is a video, where the shy chubby guy Emil hesitantly attempts to approach a dancing cosplayer through the operator's mockery. Despite Emil's success in making a photo with the girl, he became a symbol of a hundreed anti-festival threads, commonly known as Emil-threads. Btw soon he will be forgotten because of his camwhoring.
After all of this anons will entitle "Sovyonok-Fest" as a "Fist" and his participants as a "Fistuny". The raid has been declared, but no one believed that legionnaires could step out from their home without mom's permission.
Everlasting raid (since 2019)
2019
In winter, an anonym (Igor Mestkov) fearlessly crossed over the frozen river Volga, entered the camp and pissed on the ferry during his reconnaissance. Later he will become raiders' press attaché, and his hike will be named Protonabeg. After a couple of months, in May, the first raid-thread appeared on 2ch, where anonymus discussed plans and tactics for the incoming attack. Suddenly, some anonym posted sup with a hunting carabine, and that forced KGB FSB (Federal Security Service) to disallow fist conduction in "Volga". Despite that, Markov secretly moved the fist to another camp, but anonymus found it after a couple of days in Moscow oblast, camp "Zvonkie golosa". Judgement night began.
Four anons got there blew up a bunch of loud crackers. During the raid, Subbota-kun pretended to be a camp staff and ordered fistuns to go back to their rooms, while other raiders were throwing around stinky roosters' heads with ammonia and leaflets. Pioneers, scared by multiple explosions, ran into their barracks, at the same time Markov unsuccessfully tried to call the police. Subbota squad stole fistuns` anti-raid poster and left the camp with a couple of graffities. Nowadays this raid is known as "Slepyaschiy Shin (Win)".
Sadly, some trolls and fistolakhta quialified this raid as "uneffective and disappointing", causing Subbota-kun to experience butthurt and perform a self-exile from Legion. After returning stolen poster to fistuns, Subbota had been deanonymized and defined as a betrayer with dishonor.
2020
In January, Fistuns went to the "Volga" to hold another mini-fist - "Wintertale". Unfortunately for them, Colonel Sanders dug out a shelter near the camp during previous year and prepared an ambush for the pioneers. After the sunset, Sanders entered the camp, sneaked into the toiled and then activated his DIY smoke bombs. Frightened by the fire alarm, sleepy and almost naked fistuns ran out from the building with panic. The most notable fact is that nobody will even try to chase Colonel Sanders, so he could calmly escape from the camp.
Due to Pandemy, SF-2020 was cancelled, but legion's activity continued. Some anons found location of Markov's home in Moscow but did nothing, while two anonyms (Feyechka and Bookkeeper-kun) discovered, that Markov earned at least million rubles within tax evasion. "Markov, gde million?" (rus. Марков, где миллион? - Markov, where is a million?) became a local meme.
Some dramatic events happened in August, during "Vtoraya smena" (rus. Вторая смена/ВС - Second Shift) - an another mini-fist, regularly conducted in august. Colonel Sanders and Listovka-kun tried to raid the camp, but Sanders` shelter with a firework stash was found by bored fistuns. Soon, two raiders were ambushed and captured while they were returning from village Vidogoschi. Sanders surrendered, but Listovka refused to go with them and withdrew. After that, Feyechka, Scarf a some other anonyms built a Raid-memorial on this place.
2021
Despite Markov's attempts to keep fist in secret, anonyms still could found the info and confirmed its conduction in "Volga". The team of Colonel Sanders, Feyechka, Karas` and Balaklava-kun within Igor` Mestkov coordination prepared for the raid. Also some information appeared about solo-raiders presence. Everyone in thread was getting ready for the great win.
Firstly, Feyechka and Sanders sailed on the boat nearby "Volga" and shoot a bunch of fireworks into the camp (all of them missed the target), but their attack was interrupted by Ded (An old man, staff lifeguard). After that, Karas` launched drone and started filming fistuns on the rivershore. In a matter of minutes, Balaklava sneaked into the camp and performed a shooter race with his waterpistol, filled with urine and ASD-2F (very stinky antiseptic for сattle, smells like rotten eggs). At night, solo-raider Tetris-kun blew up some urine bombs in the camp, while Balaklava was performing his another raid with crackers and smoke bombs. One of the fistuns will sacrifice his hoodie to extinguish them. On next day, Junkers launches two DIY UAV's and bombards camp with shitbombs, but losts one of them in Vidogoschi. Also some LULZ were delivered by Pyroman-kun - this anon threatened fistuns by posting his diabolic plans in thread about setting the whole camp on fire (spoiler: he didn`t even drive to Vidogoschi). Everything was going pretty fine, thread asked for MOAR and fistolakhta wiped thread in rage, but not for a long time...
Subbota shared Colonel Sanders` phone number with Markov. Alexey telephoned Sanders and furiously threatened to call the police if he wont come to the camp for a talk. Sanders and Feyechka came to Markov and after tense conversation they had a deal - Sanders and Feyechka betray the Legion. Soon the traitors will meet Balaklava in forest, tell him about their betrayal and warn about a crowd of fistuns (up to several decades) that are searching him in the woods right now. After Balaklava leaves the area to save the his honor, Tetris steals another poster from the camp. Junkers finally finds his airplane and leaves the village, at the same time Igor saves his leaflet from the raid memorial, destroyed by furious fistuns. Both of them will meet each other in Redkino train station. After a couple of days anonyms discovered the betrayal and deanonymized all traitors. Colonel Sanders was deprived in rank and named "Suckders" and Feyechka was named "Gayechka".
In August, Fistuns were conducting VS in tent camp between "Volga" and village. Tetris, Junkers, BTR-kun, Israel and Basileus were raiding it, but their attempt was short in proofs and lulz. Angry anonyms were about to define them as betrayers, but their situation was saved by Balaklava. With calm and fearlessness he stepped into fistuns' tent camp and had some lulzy dialogs with horrified pioneers, then he just went out.
At night between 17th to 18th of November, a team of night sappers (Junkers, Basileus, Israel and fourth unknown guy) planted a handmade urine mine on the door of Markov`s apartments. After its accidental activation, Markov shitted into his pants and finally send a statement to the police, but unexpectedly for the raiders and anonyms, this case was redirected to Centere E. Frightened by this fact, Junkers tried to convince Alexey to withdraw his statement, and he accepted, but this was a big lie - Markov fraudulently gets their personal data from Junkers and sends it to the police. After arresting all of night sappers, policemen discovered that these captured "insane bloody terrorists" (according to Markov`s testimony) are just a bunch of teenager hooligans, and their "chemical warfare agent" is just a urine. After the investigation, night sappers were fined for minor hooliganism, and anonyms defined Junkers as a cowardly traitor. Nowadays this story is commonly known as a "Case of night sappers".
2022
2023
2024
Meme gallery
Trivia
Govnokub (rus. Говнокуб - Shitcube) - hypothetical weapon, able to implement shitopocalypsis on some area. Originally designed by Junkers.
Fistolakhta - online-apologists of SF.
Govnotushitel` (rus. Говнотушитель - Shitstinguisher) - the real weapon. Just a fire extinguisher, but powder/foam is replaced with a liquid shit.
NIZAMETILI (rus. Не заметили - DIDNT EVEN NOTICE) - a denial of raids, popular fistuns' psychological defense mechanism (according to Freud). Similar to zaterpeli (rus. Затерпели - tolerated it).
OKB Dvachevskovo - an anonym group that invents and upgrades raiders' weaponry. The list of their developments includes various UAVs, govnotushitel`s, Govnokub, stinking substances and more.
Vidogoschi - a village near camp "Volga". Subj can be used in context to determine the area around the camp.
Homoslav (aka Homoklava) - an anonym that regularly delivers lulz by menacing to implement anal punishment to all fistuns and enemies of the Legion.
Vsyo v govne (Everything is in shit) - an SF-2023 meme. Created by Markov during his portrayal of damage to the "Volga".
See also
The most significant Personalities in ER lore.