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A crowd of normiefags and incels entered the ES community. Since ES has no any copyrights due to anonymous and enthusiastic nature of its development, some enterprising hucksters recognized this as a possibility to earn money from datfilling "pioneers". In 2016 Alexey Markov and a bunch of bitchy cosplayers took over the organization of "Sovyonok-Fests" (SF). Everything was going OK for them, | A crowd of normiefags and incels entered the ES community. Since ES has no any copyrights due to anonymous and enthusiastic nature of its development, some enterprising hucksters recognized this as a possibility to earn money from datfilling "pioneers". In 2016 Alexey Markov and a bunch of bitchy cosplayers took over the organization of "Sovyonok-Fests" (SF). Everything was going OK for them, еicket price is rising every year, "pioneers" are gifting attention to their "waifu" + several NASA budgets are being gained from dakimakura auction that is conducted in the end of every fest. | ||
But in | But in May 2018 an information about SFs leaked on 2ch. The blast wave of exploded anonymus' butts triply cycled the globe, everyone accused normiefags of stealing their own "summer". Trolls and insiders fanned the flame by posting some media and reviews from "Volga" and also told stories about fails in organization, alcohol and drugs consumption, cringe contests, bullying peaceful datfillers and more. The most notable of them is a video, where the shy chubby guy Emil hesitantly attempts to approach a dancing cosplayer through the operator's mockery. Despite Emil's success in making a photo with the girl, he became a symbol of a hundreed anti-festival threads, commonly known as ''Emil-threads''. Btw soon he will be forgotten because of his camwhoring. After all of this cringe anons will entitle "Sovyonok-Fest" as a "Fist" and his participants as a "Fistuny". | ||
The raid has been declared, but no one believed that legionnaires could step out from their home without mom's permission.<br> | The raid has been declared, but no one believed that legionnaires could step out from their home without mom's permission.<br> | ||
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|Subbota squad.jpg|Subbota squad: Listovka-kun, JoJo, Colonel Sanders, Subbota-kun | |Subbota squad.jpg|Subbota squad: Listovka-kun, JoJo, Colonel Sanders, Subbota-kun | ||
|Zg_sup_uncensored.jpg| | |Zg_sup_uncensored.jpg|Sup with anti-raid poster (inscription: "Raid the fest - loose the pants") | ||
|Суббота_предавал_легион.png|Fistuns & Subbota fraternization | |Суббота_предавал_легион.png|Fistuns & Subbota fraternization | ||
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In winter an anonym (Igor Mestkov) fearlessly crossed over the frozen river Volga, entered the camp and pissed on the ferry during his reconnaissance. Later he will become raiders' press attaché, and his hike will be named Protonabeg. After a couple of months, in May, the first raid-thread appeared on 2ch, where anonymus discussed plans and tactics for the incoming attack. Suddenly, some anonym posted ''sup'' with a hunting carabine, and that forced FSB (Federal Safety Service) to disallow fist conduction in "Volga". Despite that, Markov secretly moved the fist to another camp, but anonymus found it after a couple of days in Moscow oblast, camp "Zvonkie golosa". Judgement night began. | In winter, an anonym (Igor Mestkov) fearlessly crossed over the frozen river Volga, entered the camp and pissed on the ferry during his reconnaissance. Later he will become raiders' press attaché, and his hike will be named Protonabeg. After a couple of months, in May, the first raid-thread appeared on 2ch, where anonymus discussed plans and tactics for the incoming attack. Suddenly, some anonym posted ''sup'' with a hunting carabine, and that forced <s>KGB</s> FSB (Federal Safety Service) to disallow fist conduction in "Volga". Despite that, Markov secretly moved the fist to another camp, but anonymus found it after a couple of days in Moscow oblast, camp "Zvonkie golosa". Judgement night began. | ||
Four anons got there and then blew up a bunch of loud crackers. During the raid, Subbota-kun | Four anons got there and then blew up a bunch of loud crackers. During the raid, Subbota-kun pretended to be a camp worker and ordered fistuns to go back to their rooms, while other raiders were throwing around stinky roosters' heads with ammonia and leaflets. Pioneers, scared by multiple explosions, ran into their barracks, at the same time Markov unsuccessfully tried to call the police. Subbota squad stole fistuns` anti-raid poster and left the camp with a couple of graffities. Nowadays this raid is known as "Slepyaschiy Shin (Win)". | ||
Sadly, some trolls and ''fistolakhta'' quialified this raid as "uneffective", causing Subbota-kun to experience butthurt and perform a self-exile from Legion. After returning stolen poster to fistuns and sharing Colonel Sanders' phone number with Markov, Subbota had been deanonymized and defined as a betrayer with dishonor.<br> | Sadly, some trolls and ''fistolakhta'' quialified this raid as "uneffective and disappointing", causing Subbota-kun to experience butthurt and perform a self-exile from Legion. After returning stolen poster to fistuns and sharing Colonel Sanders' phone number with Markov, Subbota had been deanonymized and defined as a betrayer with dishonor.<br> | ||
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In January, Fistuns went to the "Volga" to hold another mini-fist - "Wintertale". Unfortunately for them, Colonel Sanders dug out a shelter near the camp during previous year and prepared an ambush for | In January, Fistuns went to the "Volga" to hold another mini-fist - "Wintertale". Unfortunately for them, Colonel Sanders dug out a shelter near the camp during previous year and prepared an ambush for pioneers. After the sunset, Sanders entered the camp, sneaked into the toiled and then activated his DIY smoke bombs. Frightened by the fire alarm, sleepy and almost naked fistuns ran out from the building with panic. The most notable fact is that nobody will even try to chase Colonel Sanders, so he could calmly escape the camp. | ||
Due to Pandemy, SF-2020 was cancelled, but legion's activity continued. Some anons found location of Markov's home in Moscow, while two anonyms (feyechka and Bookkeeper-kun) discovered, that Markov earned at least million rubles within tax evasion. "Markov, gde million?" (rus. Марков, где миллион? - ''Markov, where is a million?'') became a local meme. | Due to Pandemy, SF-2020 was cancelled, but legion's activity continued. Some anons found location of Markov's home in Moscow but did nothing, while two anonyms (feyechka and Bookkeeper-kun) discovered, that Markov earned at least million rubles within tax evasion. "Markov, gde million?" (rus. Марков, где миллион? - ''Markov, where is a million?'') became a local meme. | ||
Some dramatic events happened in August, during "Vtoraya smena" (rus. Вторая смена/ВС - Second Shift) - an another mini-fist, regularly conducted in august. Colonel Sanders and Listovka-kun | Some dramatic events happened in August, during "Vtoraya smena" (rus. Вторая смена/ВС - Second Shift) - an another mini-fist, regularly conducted in august. Colonel Sanders and Listovka-kun tried to raid the camp, but Sanders` shelter with a firework stash was found by bored fistuns. Soon, two raiders were ambushed and captured while they were returning from village Vidogoschi. Sanders surrendered, but Listovka refused to go with them and withdrew. After that, feyechka, Scarf a some other anonyms built a Raid-memorial on this place. Nowadays almost every raider visits this place and leaves some baubles on it.<br> | ||
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Версия 20:01, 11 апреля 2024
Everlasting raid (rus. "Бесконечный набег") - an anonymus` IRL and online perfomance (mostly from 2ch.hk imageboard), directed against "Sovyonok-Fest" and other events that are being affiliated with a visual novel "Everlasting summer". Every year ER lore enriches with new characters, folklore, dramatic events, etc. Everything related to subj is discussed on 2ch and 0-chan boards.
Synopsis
Background (2008 - 2018)
Everlasting summer
An idea of a videogame that would include imageboards' mascots as a characters was born in 2008 on IIchan. After several years of butthurting development, anonymus chose a real riverside camp "Volga" in Tverskaya oblast as a prototype for the ingame location. The main character of the novel, Semyon Persunov (lit. Same Person), surprisingly gets timetravelled into soviet-era pioneer camp "Sovyonok". The player have to choose between trying to build relationships with its inhabitants, or finding the way out from this mystery camp.
After final release in 2015, ES obtained a massive community, that claims this pretty novel as a priceless base for modding, art, fanfiction, etc. Laterly, camp "Volga" became a local Mecca for datfillers from owlchan. But this popularity got out of hand very soon...
First festivals, Markov uprising, Emil-threads
A crowd of normiefags and incels entered the ES community. Since ES has no any copyrights due to anonymous and enthusiastic nature of its development, some enterprising hucksters recognized this as a possibility to earn money from datfilling "pioneers". In 2016 Alexey Markov and a bunch of bitchy cosplayers took over the organization of "Sovyonok-Fests" (SF). Everything was going OK for them, еicket price is rising every year, "pioneers" are gifting attention to their "waifu" + several NASA budgets are being gained from dakimakura auction that is conducted in the end of every fest.
But in May 2018 an information about SFs leaked on 2ch. The blast wave of exploded anonymus' butts triply cycled the globe, everyone accused normiefags of stealing their own "summer". Trolls and insiders fanned the flame by posting some media and reviews from "Volga" and also told stories about fails in organization, alcohol and drugs consumption, cringe contests, bullying peaceful datfillers and more. The most notable of them is a video, where the shy chubby guy Emil hesitantly attempts to approach a dancing cosplayer through the operator's mockery. Despite Emil's success in making a photo with the girl, he became a symbol of a hundreed anti-festival threads, commonly known as Emil-threads. Btw soon he will be forgotten because of his camwhoring. After all of this cringe anons will entitle "Sovyonok-Fest" as a "Fist" and his participants as a "Fistuny".
The raid has been declared, but no one believed that legionnaires could step out from their home without mom's permission.
Everlasting raid (since 2019)
2019
In winter, an anonym (Igor Mestkov) fearlessly crossed over the frozen river Volga, entered the camp and pissed on the ferry during his reconnaissance. Later he will become raiders' press attaché, and his hike will be named Protonabeg. After a couple of months, in May, the first raid-thread appeared on 2ch, where anonymus discussed plans and tactics for the incoming attack. Suddenly, some anonym posted sup with a hunting carabine, and that forced KGB FSB (Federal Safety Service) to disallow fist conduction in "Volga". Despite that, Markov secretly moved the fist to another camp, but anonymus found it after a couple of days in Moscow oblast, camp "Zvonkie golosa". Judgement night began.
Four anons got there and then blew up a bunch of loud crackers. During the raid, Subbota-kun pretended to be a camp worker and ordered fistuns to go back to their rooms, while other raiders were throwing around stinky roosters' heads with ammonia and leaflets. Pioneers, scared by multiple explosions, ran into their barracks, at the same time Markov unsuccessfully tried to call the police. Subbota squad stole fistuns` anti-raid poster and left the camp with a couple of graffities. Nowadays this raid is known as "Slepyaschiy Shin (Win)".
Sadly, some trolls and fistolakhta quialified this raid as "uneffective and disappointing", causing Subbota-kun to experience butthurt and perform a self-exile from Legion. After returning stolen poster to fistuns and sharing Colonel Sanders' phone number with Markov, Subbota had been deanonymized and defined as a betrayer with dishonor.
2020
In January, Fistuns went to the "Volga" to hold another mini-fist - "Wintertale". Unfortunately for them, Colonel Sanders dug out a shelter near the camp during previous year and prepared an ambush for pioneers. After the sunset, Sanders entered the camp, sneaked into the toiled and then activated his DIY smoke bombs. Frightened by the fire alarm, sleepy and almost naked fistuns ran out from the building with panic. The most notable fact is that nobody will even try to chase Colonel Sanders, so he could calmly escape the camp.
Due to Pandemy, SF-2020 was cancelled, but legion's activity continued. Some anons found location of Markov's home in Moscow but did nothing, while two anonyms (feyechka and Bookkeeper-kun) discovered, that Markov earned at least million rubles within tax evasion. "Markov, gde million?" (rus. Марков, где миллион? - Markov, where is a million?) became a local meme.
Some dramatic events happened in August, during "Vtoraya smena" (rus. Вторая смена/ВС - Second Shift) - an another mini-fist, regularly conducted in august. Colonel Sanders and Listovka-kun tried to raid the camp, but Sanders` shelter with a firework stash was found by bored fistuns. Soon, two raiders were ambushed and captured while they were returning from village Vidogoschi. Sanders surrendered, but Listovka refused to go with them and withdrew. After that, feyechka, Scarf a some other anonyms built a Raid-memorial on this place. Nowadays almost every raider visits this place and leaves some baubles on it.
2021
2022
2023
2024
Meme gallery
Trivia
Govnokub (rus. Говнокуб - Shitcube) - hypothetical weapon, able to implement shitopocalypsis on some area. Originally designed by Junkers.
Fistolakhta - online-apologists of SF.
Govnotushitel` (rus. Говнотушитель - Shitstinguisher) - the real weapon. Just a fire extingusher, but powder/foam is replaced with a liquid shit.
NIZAMETILI (rus. Не заметили - DIDNT EVEN NOTICE) - a denial of raids, popular fistuns' psychological defense mechanism (according to Freud). Similar to zaterpeli (rus. Затерпели - tolerated it).
OKB Dvachevskovo - an anonym group that invents and upgrades raiders' weaponry. The list of their developments includes various UAVs, govnotushitel`s, Govnokub, stinking substances and more.
See also
The most significant Personalities in ER lore.