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Everlasting raid (rus. "Бесконечный набег") - an anonymus` IRL and online perfomance (mostly from 2ch.hk imageboard), directed against "Sovyonok-Fest" and other events that are being affiliated with a visual novel "Everlasting summer". Every year ER lore enriches with new characters, folklore, dramatic events, etc. Everything related to subj is discussed on 2ch and 0-chan boards.
Synopsis[править]
Background (2008 — 2018)[править]
Everlasting summer[править]
An idea of a videogame that would include imageboards' mascots as a characters was born in 2008 on IIchan. After several years of butthurting development, anonymus chose a real riverside camp "Volga" in Tverskaya oblast as a prototype for the ingame location. The main character of the novel, Semyon Persunov (lit. Same Person), surprisingly gets timetravelled into soviet-era pioneer camp "Sovyonok". The player have to choose between trying to build relationships with its inhabitants, or finding the way out from this mystery camp.
After final release in 2015, ES obtained a massive community, that claims this pretty novel as a priceless base for modding, art, fanfiction, etc. Laterly, camp "Volga" became a local Mecca for datfillers from owlchan, but this popularity got out of hand very soon...
First festivals, Markov uprising, Emil-threads[править]
A crowd of normiefags and incels entered the ES community. Since ES has no any copyrights due to anonymous and enthusiastic nature of its development, some enterprising hucksters recognized this as a possibility to earn money from datfilling "pioneers". In 2016 Alexey Markov and a bunch of bitchy cosplayers (spoiler: All of them didnt even play ES) took over the organization of "Sovyonok-Fests" (SF). Everything was going OK for them, ticket price is rising every year, "pioneers" are gifting attention to their "waifu" + several NASA budgets are being gained from dakimakura auction that is conducted in the end of every fest.
However, in May 2018 an information about SFs leaked on 2ch. The blast wave of exploded anonymus' butts triply cycled the globe, everyone accused normiefags of stealing their own "summer". Trolls and insiders fanned the flame by posting some media and reviews from "Volga" and also told stories about fails in organization, alcohol and drugs consumption, cringe contests, bullying peaceful datfillers and more. The most notable of them is a video, where the shy chubby guy Emil hesitantly attempts to approach a dancing cosplayer through the operator's mockery. Despite Emil's success in making a photo with the girl, he became a symbol of a hundreed anti-festival threads, commonly known as Emil-threads. Btw soon he will be forgotten because of his camwhoring.
After all of this anons will entitle "Sovyonok-Fest" as a "Fist" and his participants as a "Fistuny". The raid has been declared, but no one believed that legionnaires could step out from their home without mom's permission.
2019 — The first raid[править]
In winter, an anonym (Igor Mestkov) fearlessly crossed over the frozen river Volga, entered the camp and pissed on the ferry during his reconnaissance. Later he will become raiders' press attaché, and his hike will be named Protonabeg. After a couple of months, in May, the first raid-thread appeared on 2ch, where anonymus discussed plans and tactics for the incoming attack, Archive-kun created raid-archive and started working with Igor. Suddenly, some anonym posted sup with a hunting carabine, and that forced KGB FSB (Federal Security Service) to disallow fist conduction in "Volga". Despite that, Markov secretly moved the fist to another camp, but anonymus found it after a couple of days in Moscow oblast, camp "Zvonkie golosa". Judgement night began.
Four anons got there and blew up a bunch of loud firecrackers. During the raid, Subbota-kun pretended to be a camp staff and ordered fistuns to go back to their rooms, while other raiders were throwing around stinky roosters' heads with ammonia and leaflets. Pioneers, scared by multiple explosions, ran into their barracks, at the same time Markov unsuccessfully tried to call the police. Subbota squad stole fistuns` anti-raid poster and left the camp with a couple of graffities. Nowadays this raid is known as "Slepyaschiy Shin (Win)".
Sadly, some trolls and fistolakhta quialified this raid as "uneffective and disappointing", causing Subbota-kun to experience butthurt and perform a self-exile from Legion. After returning stolen poster to fistuns, Subbota had been deanonymized and defined as a betrayer with dishonor.
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In January, Fistuns went to the "Volga" to hold another mini-fist - "Wintertale". Unfortunately for them, Colonel Sanders dug out a shelter near the camp during previous year and prepared an ambush for the pioneers. After the sunset, Sanders entered the camp, sneaked into the toiled and then activated his DIY smoke bombs. Frightened by the fire alarm, sleepy and almost naked fistuns ran out from the building with panic. The most notable fact is that nobody will even try to chase Colonel Sanders, so he could calmly escape from the camp.
Due to Pandemy, SF-2020 was cancelled, but legion's activity continued. Some anons found location of Markov's home in Moscow but did nothing, while two anonyms (Feyechka and Bookkeeper-kun) discovered, that Markov earned at least million rubles within tax evasion. "Markov, where is a million?" became a local meme.
Some dramatic events happened in August, during "Vtoraya smena" (rus. Вторая смена/ВС - Second Shift) - an another mini-fist, regularly conducted in august. Colonel Sanders and Listovka-kun tried to raid the camp, but Sanders` shelter with a firework stash was found by bored fistuns. Soon, two raiders were ambushed and captured while they were returning from village Vidogoschi. Sanders surrendered for some reason, but Listovka refused to go with them and withdrew. After that, Feyechka, Scarf and some other anonyms built a Raid-memorial on this place.
2021 — Epic wins and epic fails[править]
SF-2021[править]
Despite Markov's attempts to keep fist in secret, anonyms still could found the info and confirmed its conduction in "Volga". The team of Colonel Sanders, Feyechka, Karas` and Balaklava-kun within Igor` Mestkov coordination prepared for the raid. Also some information appeared about solo-raiders presence. Everyone in thread was getting ready for the great win.
Firstly, Feyechka and Sanders sailed on the boat nearby "Volga" and shoot a bunch of fireworks into the camp (all of them missed the target), but their attack was interrupted by Ded on a motorboat (An old man, staff lifeguard). After that, Karas` launched drone and started filming fistuns on the rivershore. In a matter of minutes, Balaklava sneaked into the camp and performed a shooter race with his waterpistol, filled with urine and ASD-2F (very stinky antiseptic for сattle, smells like rotten eggs). At night, solo-raider Tetris-kun blew up some urine bombs in the camp, while Balaklava was performing his another raid with crackers and smoke bombs. One of the fistuns will sacrifice his hoodie to extinguish them. On next day, Junkers launches two DIY UAV's and bombards camp with shitbombs, but losts one of them in Vidogoschi. Also some LULZ were delivered by Pyroman-kun - this anon threatened fistuns by posting his diabolic plans about setting the whole camp on fire (spoiler: he didn`t even drive to Vidogoschi). Everything was going pretty fine, anonyms asked for MOAR and fistolakhta wiped thread in rage, but not for a long time...
Subbota shared Colonel Sanders` phone number with Markov. Alexey telephoned Sanders and furiously threatened to call the police if he wont come to the camp for a talk. Sanders and Feyechka came to Markov and after tense conversation they had a deal - Sanders and Feyechka betray the Legion. Soon the traitors will meet Balaklava in forest, tell him about their betrayal and warn about a crowd of fistuns (up to several decades) that are searching him in the woods right now. After Balaklava leaves the area to save the his honor, Tetris steals another poster from the camp. Junkers finally finds his airplane and leaves the village, at the same time Igor saves his leaflet from the raid memorial, destroyed by furious fistuns. Both of them will meet each other in Redkino train station. After a couple of days anonyms discovered the betrayal and deanonymized all traitors. Colonel Sanders was deprived in rank and named "Suckders" and Feyechka was named "Gayechka".
VS-2021[править]
In August, Fistuns were conducting VS in tent camp between "Volga" and village. Tetris, Junkers, BTR-kun, Israel and Basileus were raiding it, but their attempt was so short in proofs and lulz, that angry anonyms were about to define them as betrayers. Their situation was saved by Balaklava. With calm and fearlessness he stepped into fistuns' tent camp and had some lulzy dialogs with horrified pioneers, then he just went out. Later this raid will be entitled as "Mutnyy nabeg" (en. Obscure raid), and those raders will try to redeem themselves after a couple of months.
Case of Night Sappers[править]
At night between 17th to 18th of November, a team of night sappers (Junkers, Basileus, Israel and fourth unknown guy) planted a handmade urine mine on the door of Markov`s apartments. After its accidental activation, Markov shitted into his pants and finally send a statement to the police, but unexpectedly for the raiders and anonyms, this case was redirected to Centere E. Frightened by this fact, Junkers tried to convince Alexey to withdraw his statement, and he accepted, but this was a big lie - Markov fraudulently gets their personal data from Junkers and sends it to the police. After arresting all of night sappers, policemen discovered that these captured "insane bloody terrorists" (according to Markov`s testimony) are just a bunch of teenager hooligans, and their "chemical warfare agent" is just a urine. After the investigation, night sappers were fined for minor hooliganism, and anonyms defined Junkers as a cowardly traitor. Nowadays this story is commonly known as a "Case of night sappers".
2022 — The Legion strikes back[править]
2022 is known as a most epic year in the whole ER lore. No betrayers, no deanons, only wins, only hardcore.
OVS-2022[править]
It started with raider's and anonyms' decision to ignore Wintertale, because "The true art of war is not about winning a hundred battles" (c) Sun Tzu. Markov declared that he is tired of "Everlasting summer" and shared his plans to conduct another pioneer camp in Crimea, but without any ES/anime affiliation. Despite that, two saviors of fistuns had appeared: the OVS-2022 fist and its conductor Kusaka (aka Cocksucker, not the author of Samantha-mod). Due to cancellation of Markov`s pioneer camp, Cocksucker obtained a carte blanche over the fist, so raiders and anonyms concentrated all their efforts on "Volga".
A week before OVS-2022 Cocksucker informed fistuns that the ferry had been broken, so the transfer will be managed by buses. At zero day, Balaklava calmly entered into the camp and spilled a jar of shit on sleeping Miku cosplayer. Later in the morning, Gachi attempts to intercept incoming buses, but fails and retreats into the forest where he cooperates with Karta (aka Cartographer). After a couple of hours, Balaklava visits Vidogoschi shop and buys ice-cream, but accidentally meets Lysyy (рус. "Лысый" - the Bald, fistun defender) and his friends on motorcycles. Fistuns started threatening Balaklava, but the raider just punches one of them, escapes the place and hides at someone`s yard. Thanks to sunglasses and fatty ice cream, Balaklava easily endured fisuns` pepper spray. After the noon, Balaklava, Kolonka (spoiler: Kolonka is turned out to be Listovka) and Motor formed Yugoslavs group while two raiders (aka Superheroes) walked around the camp and took some interviews from fistuns and Markov (yep, he was there).
During first night, the team of Neizvestnye (Legionnaire, The Operator and Svyazist) entered the camp and broke the night silence with firecrackers and smoke grenades. After that, the team of Guardsmen (Adams, Pushkin) heard the noise and opened fire from their spud cannons with ASD-2F stinky shells. Unfortunately, wet weather caused spud guns to break down after a couple of shots, so they launched a rocket into the camp, threw a couple of smoke bombs and retreat. During their attack, Gachi and Karta deployed a roman candle at center of the camp. At 4:30 AM, Yugoslavs attacked north side of the camp via smoke bombs, airsoft gun, grenades with secret ingredient (shit) and Croatian turbofolk music. After a few hours, DM-11 wakes up, realizes that he overslept cooperation with Gachi & Karta, and then performs solo-raid with his smoke bomb "DM-11".
On next day, Junkers attempts to redeem himself and brings his newest developments on the battlefield: heavy bomber "Pakhomych" and govnokub. First bombardment was successful, urine bombs were delivered over the river Volga right into the camp, but during second flight auto-pilot system failured and the airraid had been discontinued. After aerial operation, Junkers created a stash with equipment and leaves his airfieild on Gorodnya beach. Sadly, no one of raiders could activate Junker`s govnokub, however anonyms excluded him from betrayer list. At the same day Cowboy entered the camp and made some graffities in it, even Lysyy tried to interrupt him and grabbed his hand, but Cowboy escaped. Tonight the raid was continued by tactiC00L Rybolovy team, but their attentionwhoring attack was short in proofs. After all of that, graffities and regular raids enraged camp commandant so she forced Cocksucker to pay for damage removal, thusly Cocksucker lost his profit from OVS-2022. NIZAMETILI.
VS-2022[править]
In Summer, some rat-kuns delivered an inside that VS will be conducted at 15th of July. Motor, Gachi, Berserk, Kolonka and Junkers found fistun`s tent camp and prepared for the attack on 16th of July. Around 4:00 AM, Berserk took Motor`s govnotushitel, sprayed its containment on fistuns and after a little talk stole their alcohol as a trophy. Soonly the raiders regrouped and epically performed the first attack on the tent camp via fistunators and smoke grenades. In 2 hours, Junkers launched his heavy bomber "Pakhomych" and performed a high accuracy urine bombardment of the fist. During preparation for the second attack, Gachi and Berserk were attacked by fistun, but he was quickly calmed down and the raiders continued their offensive. Btw the second attack was interrupted by fistun Denis (aka PENIS_ochka), he chased Gachi until the raider become stymied, but Bers will distract fistuns with firecracker and rescue Gachi from shitted pioneers.
2023 — Dark year[править]
SF-2023[править]
The year began with Markov`s announcement to hold SF-2023. Encouraged by the great success over OVS-2022, anonyms and raiders prepared for another raid. At the same time, some anonym releases mod for "Everlasting summer" - "The Last Raid", and unexpectedly, this mod predicted some events that will occur during SF-2023. Shortly before the fist, Karas` and Karta drove to Vidogoschi, hided their passports and just went for a walk in forest. Unfortunately for them, their passports were found by Biba and Boba (fist defenders, like Lysyy and PENIS_ochka), and our geniuses decided to surrender instead of just retreating and staying incognito. After writing an explanatory letter to policemen, they withdrew from the camp and warned anonyms about new Chechen security in the camp (CHOP).
At night between zero and first day, Neyzvestnye and a couple of rookies entered the camp and shitted some houses with govnotushitel and graffities, then, at 2:30 AM a group of anonyms (Signal Shahids) put a car alarming device under the car, so the CHOPs couldn`t figure out for a half of an hour, why the "car" was booing. Their raid is commonly known as Al-Nabeg. In the morning, Balaklava, Operator and Legionnaire tried to raid the camp, but suddenly they met a fat camp guardian and Biba. A fight broke out, Biba shot Legionnaire in head from a paintball marker, Balaklava threw him on the ground while Biba was screaming "URA! FOR SOVYONOK!". Security guardsman attempted to grab Bala, but he got shitsprayed from Operator`s shitstinguisher. Raiders quickly and successfully retreat, but Legionnaire due to blood loss couldn`t. He was captured. At the same time in another site of the camp, Cowboy was spotted by Chechens but couldn't escape - they started shooting his legs with pneumatic pistols during his retreat. Camp security forced POWs to film a video with "do not rade" message, and then let them go away. Legionnaire send a statement to the police, but no one responded and he went to compulsory military service.
All these events undermined anonym`s and raiders` morale, but suddenly, two drunk anonyms (Supertupitsy) vandalized hangars and blew up a couple of firecrakcers, then sailed near the camp on motor boat. Regardless of Chechen`s shooting from the rivershore, those brave raiders performed an epic highspeed naval attack via powerful firecrackers and safely left the battlefield. During a day, Balaklava found a group of raiders (Solid oil Aviators) and they performed an urine bombardment of the camp via drone. Also raiders were planning to attack a ferry on last day of fist, but the attack was cancelled because of security motor boat defending the ferry. Some bad news appeared in last days of fist: another group of raiders (Tverskie Sideltsy/Tverskie Uzniki) performed a firework shelling of the camp, but they were captured by Chechens during retreat. After a short conversation it revealed, that Chechens didn`t make any harm to Sideltsy because they were frightened by Legionnaire`s statement, also security guards are despising SF because of homosexualists among fistuns. After that, arrived policemen transported Tverskie Sydeltsy to department and interrogated them. It turned out that police is interested in this situation, and one of the senior officers agreed with raiders and showed his contempt for SF because of shaming the Soviet pioneerism.
VS-2023 and Aftermath[править]
VS-2023 was coming, and undercover spy revealed dates of VS to Archive-kun. Guardsmen were trying to raid it, but due to fear of camp security they had to act very carefully. Guardsmen claim that they successfully hanged a car alarming device on a tree, but their raid was even more short in content. Despite that, almost nobody blamed them in their failure.
Unexpectedly for everyone, the information about raids leaked on mass media, and that caused some NS-Schizo General Anon (aka Pigeral/Gayneral/Degeneral) to form the "Raid Regiment" (aka Fartgiment) with schizo-pro/po/ganda and endless violence exhortations. Laterly in Autumn, Igor` Mestkov retired due to marriage, also did Archive-kun. Despite of undermined morale, anonyms created raid-thread branches on several imageboards and continued the online combat, while raiders started preparing for the probably hardest battle in whole ER Lore.
2024 — ???[править]
8DL[править]
In the beginning of year, Cocksucker announced his mini-fist in Moscow - "8 Дней лета" (8DL), but two self-exiled Fartgiment participants (Synulkin and Metrofan) declared their raid during Sanders` YT stream. On 8th of March, Synulkin, Metrofan and Svidetel attempted to enter the building with fistuns, but warned by Cocksucker security just sealed the door. After spilling feces and rooster heads with ammonia on the entrance, the raiders retreat. Fistuns (or the owner of the building) called the police. Despite of Synulkin and Metrofan deanonymization, none of cops wanted to deal with another minor hooliganism so they just left the place, and that caused fistolakhta to experience butthurt.
SF-2024[править]
Meme & art gallery[править]
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Trivia[править]
2ch.hk (rus. "Двач", pronounced as "Dvach") — AIB. NUFFSAID.
Govnokub (rus. Говнокуб - Shitcube) — hypothetical weapon, able to implement shitopocalypsis on some area. Originally designed by Junkers.
Fistolakhta — online-apologists of SF.
Govnotushitel` (rus. Говнотушитель - Shitstinguisher) — the real weapon. Just a fire extinguisher, but powder/foam is replaced with a liquid shit.
NIZAMETILI (rus. Не заметили - DIDNT EVEN NOTICE) — a denial of raids, popular fistuns' psychological defense mechanism (according to Freud). Similar to zaterpeli (rus. Затерпели - tolerated it).
OKB Dvachevskovo — an anonym group that invents and upgrades raiders' weaponry. The list of their developments includes various UAVs, govnotushitel`s, Govnokub, stinking substances and more.
Vidogoschi — a village near camp "Volga". Subj can be used in context to determine the area around the camp.
Homoslav (aka Homoklava) — an anonym that regularly delivers lulz by menacing to implement anal punishment to all fistuns and enemies of the Legion.
Vsyo v govne (Everything is in shit) — an SF-2023 meme. Created by Markov during his portrayal of damage to the "Volga".
Fistunator (or Fistunator X000, where X = 2 ~ 9) — a bunch of roman candles, that forms a kind of rocket gun when activated.
To buy Cola — synonym of betrayal. Appeared after SF-2021, when anonyms discovered that captured Sanders carried out Markov`s order to "go to the shop and buy Coca-Cola for me". The most fearless and enduring raider became Markov`s errand boy. SAD BUT TRUE.
Zabor (Fence) — meme that is being forced by local anonym - Fartschizo. That MF periodically accuses raiders of their ineffectiveness (You are not raiding the camp. You are just farting on the fence!). Ironically, in May 2024 a tree fell on the fence and destroyed its section. Some anonyms even claimed that tree as a most efficient raider in whole lore and named 101-st thread after it.
See also[править]
The most significant Personalities in ER lore.